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Happy V-Day Basket

C$200.00

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Congrats on officially joining the no-baby club! Inspired by the hilarious viral TikTok trend, this vasectomy care package is the ultimate post-op pick-me-up for the freshly snipped.

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Description

Inside you'll find a basket full of snacks and goodies—each relabeled with punny, fertility-free names that poke fun at the situation (because laughter is the best medicine... after frozen peas, of course).

This care package includes:

Milk Duds (Shootin' Duds)
Mezos Roastery Peanut Lovers Tray (Nut Lovers Tray)
Lays Chips (Worry Free Lays)
Cavendish & Harvey Wine Gums (No Whining Allowed)
Cheddar Goldfish Crackers (Sorry About Your Swimmers)
Saxon Chocolates Yogurt Freeze-Dried Blueberries (Blue Balls)
David Youngson & Associates Bad Decision Bluffs Puzzle (Swim at Your Own Risk')
The Simple Joy Co. Exfoliant Body Wash
The Simple Joy Co. Foot Care Set

It’s the perfect mix of sweet, salty, and snarky to celebrate the end of baby-making days with a wink and a laugh.

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